Professional Comic Mugs

"Let's talk more about my fee."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barbeque Casualty.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.