Fans Of Workplace Comics Gifts

'This letter is very confidential.' - 'Right, I'll type it with my eyes shut.'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

Group of people.

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

Holding the bag, inc, your corporate scapegoat.

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

"I started in the Lab and worked my way up."

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

Lemon Flavored Water (Instead of Raises)

"You are adequately qualified, Mr. Harris, but I'm afraid I'll be hiring somebody else as I don't think I can stand looking at your stupid little face all day long."

'Fortunately, Henderson's no fool - He's a damn'd fool.'

"I already have a co-worker replacement."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'Your falback position, Petersen, is out the door.'

"What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding..." "AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week"

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

I'm the vice president of something or other...

Maybe you'd get more work done if you uninstalled that fish tank screensaver.'

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

'Is this the one with the fault?'

'This came in from somewhere. Could you send it somewhere else?'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

"In this company we don't just appreciate our workers. We celebrate them from their first until their last day, which as you might have noticed for you has come today."

"Now let's check our ethical hats in at the door and get some bloody work done."