Corporate Canine Enthusiast Pillows

"The Annual Report looks good."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cut-throat Environment

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Manager does not do tricks."

Dog Food Co.

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."