Dog Enthusiasts In Business Attire Gifts

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Not here - home!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Chasebook

I like you and I like your company!

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Watchdog on Holiday

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

When Dogs Rule

"You should run for president."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Dog fetches dice