Dog Enthusiasts In Business Attire Mugs

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Not here - home!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

I like you and I like your company!

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Prepper Dog

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

When Dogs Rule

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"You should run for president."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Dog fetches dice

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."