Dog Lover In Finance Gifts

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Cut-throat Environment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Good boy."

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'...anything else, sir?'

First savings & bone.

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

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'Cats are very independent.'