Dog Lover Economist Gifts

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

I like you and I like your company!

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Dog Training For The Ninties

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"It's even worse than I thought!"

"Good boy."

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'Is a State of the Economy address supposed to have a laugh track?'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

'...anything else, sir?'

Dog makes a bank deposit.

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

First savings & bone.

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

Bank Manager: 'No, you cannot give your money a hug.'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

"I'm not really a guru. I just come up here to meditate when there's a stock market correction."