Dog Lover Economist Pillows

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

I like you and I like your company!

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Dog Training For The Ninties

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"It's even worse than I thought!"

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Is a State of the Economy address supposed to have a laugh track?'

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'...anything else, sir?'

Dog makes a bank deposit.

First savings & bone.

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Bank Manager: 'No, you cannot give your money a hug.'

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

"I'm not really a guru. I just come up here to meditate when there's a stock market correction."

'So durables are goods that last 3 years or more. What's that make the pants you're wearing, eternals?'