Furry Economist Pillows

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

Dog Training For The Ninties

Descartes' dog.

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

"I run an unintentionally nonprofit organization."

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Isles of Wight.'

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'