Furry Economist Gifts

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

Descartes' dog.

Dog Training For The Ninties

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"I run an unintentionally nonprofit organization."

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

More toxic assets.

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

'He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown.'