Puppy Economist Gifts

Dog Training For The Ninties

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Discipline at Doggy School

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

You read the instructions upside down.

Economic Theory Cards

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."