Dog Lover With A Flair For Stocks Gifts

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

I like you and I like your company!

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Stock market worries.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Well, call it 'diet stocks'. Your bank account won't get fat because of the dividend income.'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Bad Dog

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

"Manager does not do tricks."

'It may be night here, but I'm day trading in Australia.'

Help! Spent it all on 'How to survive a stock market crash' books.

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

'...anything else, sir?'