Dog Lover With A Flair For Stocks Pillows

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

I like you and I like your company!

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Stock market worries.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Well, call it 'diet stocks'. Your bank account won't get fat because of the dividend income.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

Bad Dog

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

Help! Spent it all on 'How to survive a stock market crash' books.

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'It may be night here, but I'm day trading in Australia.'

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

"It's a cat-scanner."

'...anything else, sir?'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'