Financially Savvy Pair Gifts

"She's in a borrowed dress and I'm in a rented tux...throw money!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Saving for Retirement.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

Non-Profit-Organization

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

Staying together for the pension.

"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'