Financial Feline Enthusiast Gifts

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Saving for Retirement.

'Cat Lit. You?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Finance piracy

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

Symbols of Wall St.

'...anything else, sir?'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

"Don't worry about the heating bills - the cats are on it."

'I didn't know you were a nature lover...' 'I'm not, it's saving me a fortune in cat food!"

'Cats are very independent.'