Feline Financiers Gifts

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Self-Employment

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Ginger was born to dance.

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

The making of funny cat videos.

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'...anything else, sir?'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

'How come THEY don't have to obey?'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'This job as a CEO has me conflicted...'