Feline Manager Gifts

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"How many is too many?"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

Cat on the violin

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"I don't mind cats, but I'm more of a dogman."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."