Feline Manager Gifts

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Self-Employment

"How many is too many?"

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Cat on the violin

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I don't mind cats, but I'm more of a dogman."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'