Feline Maestro Gifts

Cat on the violin

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Orchestra.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Burnt or Raw?

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

The Working Mum

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Painting

A butcher and his apprentice.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat at the piano

Cake Writer's Block

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"Meow!"

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

People vs. Talky

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Titian

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

Steak

Ballet Birthday

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

A cat tamer