Playful Cat Maestro Gifts

Conducting Cats

Orchestra.

"Now this I get."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

The Working Mum

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Curiosity."

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Cat on the violin

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

Indoor cat discovers glass.

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

"He's not fooling anyone..."

Blue Cat

"Can I borrow your credit card, Dad? - We're going to play doctor."

"Lie, cheat, pretend! At the end of the day, it does not matter if you like them or not as long as they feed you on time. . ."

"And.... Checkmate

Mousetrap.

Cat stuck in a box

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy - You know how cats hate water!'