Financial Feline Fan Gifts

Bad cat - Credit Card.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

European currency on the edge.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Economy - USA.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

What do you suggest we do about this?

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'