Financial Feline Fan Gifts

Bad cat - Credit Card.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

European currency on the edge.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.