Frugal Feline Fan Gifts

"Don't worry about the heating bills - the cats are on it."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'