Frugal Feline Friend Gifts

'I didn't know you were a nature lover...' 'I'm not, it's saving me a fortune in cat food!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The practical psychopath

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'