Frugal Friend's Favorite Gifts

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"We're going to need more pets."

Expensive greeting cards.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'How much did you save this year?'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'