Furry Finance Fan Gifts

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Economy - USA.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Sub-prime Bear

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Puppy.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.