Finance Comic Fan Gifts

'I'm the laughing stock of congress. I was caught spending my own money.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Credit card campaign ad

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'But if we don't pay huge bonuses our top staff will just leave and go and ruin someone else's business!'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."