Financial Comics Lovers Gifts

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

The Decline of the Euro.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

Heeeres Alistair (Darling).

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'You mean there's no money back guaranteed if I'm not satisfied?'

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

'I'm Robin Hood. I take from the rich and I give to the poor, the I.R.S. and my two ex-wives.'

'He's had a much healthier attitude to our financial woes since he started taking prescription anti-depressants.'

'I'd like to roll my account over.', 'We're not responsible for any breakage, you know.'

'You mean we're not bankrupt?'

The First $ I ever worshipped.

'Today another financial firm went kerflooey and here with us is an expert to explain the economic impact of 'Kerflooey.''

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'