Finance Comics Aficionados Gifts

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

The transparent safe box of Panama

'We've reached the thirty percent cut in operating expenses you wanted and we're the only two left in the building.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

'You mean there's no money back guaranteed if I'm not satisfied?'

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

Social security cargo plane.

At a creative writing workshop for accountants.

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

The First $ I ever worshipped.

'He's had a much healthier attitude to our financial woes since he started taking prescription anti-depressants.'

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

Who were you going to get to drive the get-away car?

'No one trades more pork belly futures than Cogswell.'

'I'm the laughing stock of congress. I was caught spending my own money.'

Decimalised Parrots

Rates Below Zero

"Mr. Larabee says he won't negotiate with terrorists."

'Sir, do you want to lose your money because of bad management or do you prefer irresponsible speculative transactions, corruption and incompetence?'

Bill Collection.

'...we just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.'

The Bartleys and their 2 unemplyoment checks.

Cashpoint machine - statement of account.

"If you're not happy with the new low pay rate of a million pounds that we've introduced, Watkins, I'm sure we can find someone else who will be."

'Final Notice, Final Notice, Final Notice. Why is there never a Next to Last Notice?'