Quirky Finance Fans Gifts

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

The transparent safe box of Panama

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Born to raise interest rates.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

The Cashless Society is Here

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'