Financial Fable Fan Gifts

'How to profit from a financial meltdown.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Eat my dust!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

European currency on the edge.

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Sub-prime Bear

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Good news on Wall Street today"