Finance Fable Fan Gifts

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Eat my dust!"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Economy - USA.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Sub-prime Bear

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Wall Street...

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'