Finance Fable Fan Pillows

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Eat my dust!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Sub-prime Bear

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"Good news on Wall Street today"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'