Feline Financiers Pillows

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Self-Employment

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Ginger was born to dance.

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

The making of funny cat videos.

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'...anything else, sir?'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

'How come THEY don't have to obey?'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'This job as a CEO has me conflicted...'

"Don't worry about the heating bills - the cats are on it."