Fiscally Minded Friend Gifts

'Speak for yourself.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"We're going to need more pets."

'How much did you save this year?'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

Everything became too freaking expensive today.

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Gas prices up.

"You're home early. Was it your round?"

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'