Fiscally Minded Friend Mugs

'Speak for yourself.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"You're home early. Was it your round?"

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Everything became too freaking expensive today.

Gas prices up.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."