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No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Oil shock.

Bio Fuels.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Natural gas

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

I think I can...

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Rap-Nav.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

The first unfriendly takeover

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."