GAS PRICES AT PUMP
Budget-conscious Driver T-Shirts
Celebrate their savvy with a t-shirt that humorously highlights their budget-conscious driving habits. Comfortable and clever, it’s a fun way for them to show their frugal flair.
Underwater on the Car
Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)
Bill Er Indoors.
With gas at three bucks a gallon, Eva felt that the neighbor kids should pay their share.
Ed on the price of gas
"This is ridiculous. $2.50 to air up a tire. Inflation is even affecting inflation."
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"
"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."
'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!
Garage Music
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'
I think I can...
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'
'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'
Take one Per Day as Affordable.
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
Affordable housing
Low income vampires.
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"
"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"
'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'
G.P.S. for Poor Math Students
'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'
'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'
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