Economically Savvy T-Shirts

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I just..."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Money down the drain.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Food Pyramid.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Non-Profit-Organization

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.