Economically Minded T-Shirts

'I think I died and came back! There was a brilliant light at the end of a dark tunnel. The last thing I recall is turning if off to save electricity.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Recession

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Profit in the garbage.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Profit slump

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

The hourglass figure of economic injustice.

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Euro around the world.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank