Price-savvy Driver Mugs

'Fill it up with last weeks gas. You know, the stuff that was 50 cents cheaper.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Sale.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Underwater on the Car

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Rap-Nav.

I think I can...

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Affordable housing

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

Low income vampires.

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

January Sales

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Avocado Prices

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'Granted, the burros are a lot slower than chair lifts. But for a quarter the price of a regular lift ticket, I'm all for it.'

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.