Frugal Driver Gifts

"We've raised your rates because..."

'It's a hybrid.'

"No, we don't have a leasing deal on gasoline!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Cheapskate Cruises

Bio Fuels.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

I think I can...

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'It's a hybrid.'

Range Anxiety

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

"Back so soon?"

Fuel prices go up.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Really Cheap Hotels.

'Just give me everything you've got.'

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'