Frugal达人 Gifts

'Didn't I tell you never to buy discount batteries?!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Smart card.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

Gas prices up.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."