Tech-savvy Drivers Gifts

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Giraffe Selfie

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'