Tech-savvy Drivers Gifts

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Giraffe Selfie

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?