Fashion-forward Drivers Gifts

'I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Natural gas

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

Boris Bike

The future (hydrogen car).

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"I like you in a tie."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'