Fashion-forward Drivers T-Shirts

'I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Natural gas

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

Boris Bike

The future (hydrogen car).

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"I like you in a tie."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

Good news. Fins are back in.