Slow Racer Gifts

Snail Racing

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Child driving a toy car

A smiling cyclist

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Tractor Racing

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

GPS flag in road

'Think Basics.'

'I believe you were first.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Are you a football fan?'

Michael Schumacher.

"This next piece is also allegro."

"He's in lockdown."

Retired Snails.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Motorbike

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

'Are we there yet?'

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."