Speed Racer Gifts

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

GPS flag in road

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

Motorbike

A smiling cyclist

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Ancient Racing

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Snail Racing

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Dairy Devil

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

A souped up car...

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'