Speed Racer Mugs

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

Motorbike

A smiling cyclist

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Ancient Racing

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The rocket powered skiier

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

A day at the transgenic races

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Snail Racing

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Tractor Racing

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Skier flying past mountains

A souped up car...

Speeding Forklift

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'