Slow-paced Race Lover Mugs

"And this time, guys, no false starts."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Snail Racing

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The relay race

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

A number of runners run through police tape.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Formula One car models

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

'What's he on?'