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"And this time, guys, no false starts."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Snail Racing

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

10K Ambulance Chase

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Formula One car models

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

'What's he on?'

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."