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'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

'I really crammed last night.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'It doesn't work...'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

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'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."