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'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

'I really crammed last night.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Stone Age Driving Test

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Dog with long tongue out car window.

I don't brake for tail gators.

'It doesn't work...'

Wall.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

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'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."